Barney's Hide and Seek
Reviewed by Dyson Turner
If I can give this less than a one I would. This is
absolutely the worse game I ever played. It was horrible,
who thought this piece of crap up? This is the stupidest
game I ever played, you can beat this blind folded. This
game isn't even worth my reviewing skills instead I will
just Rant about it. The Story is non existant, you are Big
Purple Barney you save crappy, kids or you find them, who
knows what you have to do. You ahve to find other things to,
I really don't know I was just trying to figure out if I can
kill Barney. If I could this game would of had a perfect score.
The Graphics were reasonable, Barney looked like Barney as
purple and as dumb as he looked on that crappy show. The
kids looked dumb like they had some type of brain problem.
Other than Barney the graphics sucked. Wait Barney sucks too
so the whole graphical department is a waiste.
The music was horid and just as craptacular as the show was.
If I had to listen to it for more than those 3 seconds
before I turned off the sounds, I would have died. This is
the worst music I ever heard in my life. This game doesn't
deserve anything close to music.
You are Barney your Big Purple and Ugly. You must find the
kids and their stuff. You have infinite lives, actually you
can't die so how can you not win? Barney is stupid he still
praises you even if you don't find anything!! What's the
point? It's pretty hard not finding anything at all, you
must have a low mental compacity to find a way to "lose"
at this game. The difficulty is non existant, ok what
difficulty my gold fish can beat this.
This game has nothing going for it, and I mean that. You
have to be mindless to even play this twice, what's the
point of this game. Why was this thing created? Trust me I
throughly chuck in the crapper after 3 minutes. It was more
fun trying to flush it down the toilet than actually playing
it. Please if you respect my opinion stay far away from this
one do not even pick this game up and look at it. It's not
worth the time.
Game Play 0.0/10
Replay val. 0.0/10